An American, a Japanese, and a Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I
have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The Singh felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as
impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a toilet
break. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of
toilet paper stuck and hanging from his ass. The others raised their
eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed,
inspiration struck his mind. The Singh explained, "I'm getting a FAX."
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ulitmate powerful~@!@
Monday, December 15, 2003
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about me
There is something within meThat is strong enough To keep me from toppling Over the edge of Sanity, Over the ledge of frustration Or over the hedge of All-out foolishness. It leads me to prayer When I would otherwise Break. There is something in my make-up Or my bringing up Or just the way I look up That straightens my back And bows my head. It becomes the focus of my meditation. The sentiment in my supplication, The reason for my transformation. That thing inside me Has me choosing light Though darkness covers all. It wells up like ocean waves Come to drown those who Think they deserve to push me back Hold me down or Steal my joy. I have a spiritual strength that Grows deeper and speaks louder as I get to know More about who I am. Leaves 2010
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